Why do ladies adore me? <br />What is this thing they have for me? <br />Could it be that their answer is <br />I’m their seductive romancer whiz <br />That’s why they just can’t ignore me? <br /> <br />To me it seems so uncan-ly <br />These ladies think I’m so manly <br />With me as their special beau <br />They’d all feel that special glow <br />When wooed by wooing pro Stanley <br /> <br />My wife explained it so simply <br />When I asked her opinion so wimply <br />She said “ladies just favor <br />And lovingly savor <br />Me ‘cause I’m simply so dimply” <br /> <br />When these ladies fill up their plates-full <br />With my dimples they know to be tasteful <br />If sipping moon-shine <br />With those dimples of mine <br />They won’t very long remain chaste-ful<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dimples/
