For those Biblically naive <br />Adam's rib spawned Eve <br />Endowed with two lips <br />And two lady-like hips <br />With artistry only God could achieve <br /> <br />Eve's ears, her legs and her arms <br />Created in God's cell-stem farms <br />Her heavenly eyes <br />Her shapely formed thighs <br />Enhanced her celestial charms <br /> <br />She was sinewy and tight as a drum <br />A perfectly created natal-plum <br />Adam was thrilled <br />With her spectacular build <br />To Eve's form, most men could succumb <br /> <br />Her coming from God's line of descent <br />Was a historical dramatic event <br />Her angelic appeal <br />Was for Adam ideal <br />Since from God she was heavenly sent <br /> <br />Paradise is where this took place <br />The site Eve enchantingly graced <br />Can you believe it, or not <br />That this heavenly plot <br />Was the genesis of our whole human race? <br /> <br />If you're rigid as hard-woodened oak <br />And believe this a biblical joke <br />And you're riddled with doubt <br />And you think it's far out <br />You're a skeptical secular bloke<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/prime-rib/
