“Absolutely, maybe” <br />An answer, though amusing <br />When questioning my lady <br />I find it most confusing <br /> <br />Her answers, so concise <br />Teem with such explicit-y <br />She’s always this precise <br />With chronic eccentricity <br /> <br />I’ll bravely take a stand <br />And hope that she complies <br />I’ve “absolutely, maybe” banned <br />Her fricasseed replies<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/absolutely-maybe/
