When a cannibal man is thinking of choosing his just dessert <br />Must his family, friends and neighbors go on a red alert? <br /> <br />If his main dish consisted, of people fricassee <br />Might he nibble on lady fingers to go with his skull of tea? <br /> <br />Does the populace of Paris diminish <br />When he eats his golden French fries <br />Or when he dines on his delicious dish <br />Known as Parisian delectable thighs? <br /> <br />He loves to eat a Frank-foot-er <br />For him, it’s a hot dog delight <br />But to Frank, there’s nothing much cruder <br />Then feeling that cannibal’s bite <br /> <br />He doesn’t smoke marijuana <br />But loves smoking men in his pot <br />He’s far worse than most Piranhas <br />Loves munching on humans a lot <br /> <br />A cannibal thinks it is thrilling <br />To be known as a people gourmet <br />And he’s always so ready and willing <br />To dine at a human buffet <br /> <br />When it comes to dining organic <br />He’s certainly not part of that scene <br />Man-eaters are known to be manic <br />For picking bones clean, they are keen <br /> <br />Though he is not big on veggies and herbs <br />He might savor the curls on your head <br />So hope that his diet and hunger he curbs <br />At least till he knows you’re quite dead<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cannibal-eating-rites-or-wrongs/
