I think it’s most implausible <br />We come from apes or monkeys <br />Yet I wouldn’t be surprised at all <br />To learn we come from donkeys <br /> <br />We're very sure we've apes surpassed <br />Our egos so dictate it <br />Since most of us are so half-assed <br />Mules might be related <br /> <br />We seem to be inclined to fall <br />When swinging through the trees <br />There’s no substantial proof at all <br />We come from chimpanzees <br /> <br />If Mr. Darwin's proven right <br />With his people-ape conclusions <br />Most of us will feel uptight <br />With our super-being illusions<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/people-and-monkeys/
