If I could have a dinosaur pet <br />I’d name him Sir Thesaurus <br />He’d be the smartest dinosaur yet <br />Ever found in any forest <br /> <br />He could growl out answers easily <br />To any wordy questions <br />They’d come to him most breezily <br />As he offered word suggestions <br /> <br />When my dinosaur was famished <br />I’d feed him books galore <br />But if he still was famished <br />He might eat a whole book store <br /> <br />A dictionary of his desire <br />He could ask out on a date <br />This wordy gal he might acquire <br />Could be his word-ed mate <br /> <br />An intellectual couple, they’d be <br />Prone to wordy babble <br />Babbling on in wordy glee <br />While defeating all at Scrabble <br /> <br />But, alas, I don’t know any breeders <br />I say this with regret <br />Of dinosaur-ous readers <br />Those wordy worthy pets<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-wordy-worthy-pet/
