That’s a lot of croc <br />There’s nothing pleasant about their features <br />Their Skin’s as hard as rock <br /> <br />On no special diets <br />They’ll eat what comes their way <br />Causing much disquiet <br />With their threatening display <br /> <br />Another ominous agitator <br />Is their dragon-kissing cousin <br />The hard-nose lizard alligator <br />Who would love us for his luncheon <br /> <br />Between the two, I must admit <br />I have no solid preference <br />My druthers would be pups or kits <br />Who show me greater deference<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/crocodiles-and-alligators/