My brother-in-law didn't like it because I talked a lot. <br />He decided there was a lesson I should be taught. <br />When I wasn't looking, he put glue in the syrup before I ate my pancakes. <br />My mouth got glued shut and that was too much for me to take. <br />He stood there and laughed because my mouth was glued shut. <br />I lunged at him and I kicked his butt. <br />I was arrested for assault but at least I did win. <br />When I got out of jail, I kicked his ass again. <br />I was jailed again for kicking his butt. <br />When I get out this time, I plan to kick him in the nuts.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/glued-shut/
