A good friend of ours called Maria <br />Seems to age every time that we see her. <br />But these harsh words I'll soften <br />We don't see her often <br />For Maria's careers in Korea. <br /> <br />A T.V producer named Moore <br />Made a programme called 'Sailors Ashore' <br />Though lewd, crude and rude <br />It was avidly viewed <br />The repeats on next week; Channel Four. <br /> <br /> <br />One fine day whilst at play on the shore <br />Our youngest grandaughter, aged four, <br />Built such a large castle <br />That with minimal hassle <br />She could squeeze, with some ease, through the door.<br /><br />Michael Morris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/three-limericks/
