You selfish Bastard, <br />Cant you for one minute think of the cost <br />Thousands of pounds, just to throw a bit of dirt <br />Over your bloody carcass <br />While your having a fucking good time <br />It's alright for you your dead <br />What about the living <br />The way your mates drink <br />The wake will cost a fortune <br />I'll have to comfort all your girlfriends <br />How can i sleep with five women <br />In the one night <br />You always were a selfish Bastard <br /> <br />Written Saturday Febuary 2006<br /><br />allan james saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pounds-shillings-and-pence-and-attempted-suicide/