Mirror-mirror on the wall... <br />Who's fat ego is too tall? <br />When i view this image so great... <br />I'm forever tardy-when leaving, i'm always running late. <br />I'm hooked on my own good looks... <br />I've no time to read good books. <br />Vanity is my one only chosen vice... <br />Every one else is ugly-not good looking-not nice. <br />Every where i travel people just stare... <br />In my hand i carry a mirror, <br />What they think? <br />I do not care. <br />I kiss the mirror whenever i can... <br />I just happen to be, the best looking living man!<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-so-vain-and-darned-good-looking-no-time-for/