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Michael Gale - I Hate Cooking, And I Hate Onions After I Cut My Finger.

2014-06-13 12 Dailymotion

Ouch, to cut my finger... <br />Pain and blood spills and does longly stay and linger. <br /> <br />To give my sliced append-aged digit a much needed bath... <br />I won't cook for a living, or go to school for typing or even take math. <br /> <br />Math and onions i do not like... <br />I'd rather have a tooth pulled or be super glued to a seat-less one peddled <br />down hill travelling brake-less bike. <br /> <br />I'll only eat onions that are totally cooked...I wont go to a restaurant and look on a menu to order it from the waitress, it will never be booked.<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-hate-cooking-and-i-hate-onions-after-i-cut-my-finger/

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