Stick it stick it stick it true..... <br />Lick it lick it lick it da' glue. <br />Bet ya thawt i t'was talkin bout somthin dirty too. <br />Lets lick dose stamps fer da postage due... <br />Valentine's Day t'will come all about. <br />If yew don't getta card-don't cry or pout... <br />Don't stamp and rant and shout you loute. <br />Just maybbe da mailman done forgot his route... <br />Da mailman sometimes don't deliver to da right address. <br />He cannot show off his IQ to others to impress... <br />Let's give dat dumb mailman his well deserved boot. <br />Hope he don't get mad or go to werk with loaded gun to aim an shoot. <br />Dat wooldn't be smart, or even too cute. <br />Did ya here about the mailman dat got a dog bite while on his route? ... <br />Ya shoold'a herd him cuss an even screm'n shout. <br />Lets go postal an lets not be too bright... <br />Twomorrow i'll be in jail, perhaps git raped an fight. <br />Nobuddy ever said dat mailmen were too bright... <br />After all dey dew is lose our freight. <br />Day deliver it wrong or dey deliver it way too much late... <br />Have u ever seen da postage not go up in price every two <br />to six month's? <br />People gettin' shottup insidda post offices is da usual seen affronts... <br />Ya can usually still hear the victims bloody screams an grunts. <br />Let's go postal... <br />Not too far or too much down the ol'e coastal. <br />Boom, boom, boom is what's usually heard... <br />A lotta people's bodily functions dropp on da floor alotta pee and <br />a stinky brown tird.<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/let-s-just-go-out-tonight-and-both-get-postal/
