She offered me a key. <br />'Ah, I see..! ' I said. <br /> <br />Then...teasingly <br />snatched it back from me. <br /> <br />She dropped it down <br />her clevage <br /> <br />where it tantilisingly <br />twinkled <br /> <br />bright as any jewel. <br /> <br />'You have to come <br />...get it! ' <br />she smirked. <br /> <br />'You bet! ' <br />I smirked back. <br /> <br />'It's the key <br />to my heart! ' <br />she sniggered. <br /> <br />'Ah, I see...' I said. <br /> <br />(3 blouse buttons ahead of her) . <br /> <br />But by the time <br />I'd finally found <br /> <br />it <br /> <br />clenched between <br />my teeth <br /> <br />(romantic as any <br />rose) <br /> <br />it was the key to her <br />nether regions <br /> <br />as well. <br /> <br />'All's well that...' <br />I quoted <br /> <br />'...that swells well! ' <br />she finisheth. <br /> <br />'Ah, so I see! 'she said. <br /> <br />'I see...ahhhhhhhhhhh! '<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ah-i-see-i-said/