There was once a boy named Dave, <br />A little rascal who loved to misbehave. <br />He was the cheekiest boy in the entire school, <br />he once put superglue on the teachers stool. <br /> <br />She tried to get up and greet the class, <br />But as she stood the stool stuck to her arse <br />Every pupil burst into laughter, <br />poor Ms lane never came back after. <br /> <br />Dave had a friend called Billy, <br />who was twice as thick and just as silly, <br />Together they would plan there pranks, <br /> they once hid The P.E teachers pants. <br /> <br />Placed them on the statue outside the school, <br />Poor Mr Davis looked such a fool, <br />His Y fronts on full public display, <br />Never came back after that shamefull day. <br /> <br />Every pupil found Dave and Billy so funny, <br />But not one invited them home to meet there mummy, <br />Dave and Billy the great school pranksters, <br />also known in the staff room as 'those little W*****S! ! !<br /><br />Not Long Left<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-ballad-of-billy-and-dave/
