Good evening, Mr Bruce? <br /> No. <br />Bryce? <br /> No <br />Birss? <br /> <br />Sir, we’ve chosen YOU to talk to first. <br />Our salesmen are in YOUR area, see, <br />And wondered if you’d like to be <br />The lucky one. <br />Well, <br />what I’m saying <br />Is YOU can get FREE DOUBLE GLAZING. <br /> <br />Excuse me, you’re timing’s not the best <br />So here’s a solution that I’d suggest: <br />Give me your home number <br />And I’ll give you a bell <br />When you’re in the middle of your dinner as well. <br /> <br />[Click brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…]<br /><br />Dave Birss<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/telesales/
