I wanted a coffee-to-go <br />Which to this girl <br />Was like the end of the world. <br />I was clearly being unfair <br />Expecting her to remove <br />Her arse from the chair <br />When she had better things <br />To do at work <br />Than work. <br /> <br />Real slow <br />She sighed, <br />Threw down her book <br />And with a look <br />That could have soured the milk <br />She made my Mocha. <br /> <br />I wanted to moan <br />About her being so rude. <br />Instead, I just smiled <br />And 'thank you'd<br /><br />Dave Birss<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pathetically-british/