Rewrite of Cher's classic song, Main Man <br /> <br />Written by me, a straight woman trying to capture a gay man's point of view <br /> <br />Oh yes it's true <br />I'm a gay man <br />24/7 love to go porno surfin' and fudge packin' <br />No matter if you accept it or not, mom and dad <br />I'm still gonna stand my ground <br />Might even make out with my boyfriend <br />Right in front of you <br />When you come around <br />'Cause I'm a proud gay man <br />That's what soon I want you and the whole world to be knowin' <br />Even if you say it brings shame to our good family name <br />I'm still gonna be coming out out of the closet tonight <br />Refusing to take on any of your blame <br /> <br />Chorus <br /> <br />Oh yes it's true I am a gay man <br />Got no interest at all in women <br />Oh, 'cause I'm a gay man <br />No, not a bi man <br />I'm a gay man <br />One who loves to get it on with other guys <br />Proudly <br />Forever <br /> <br />Yeah, I'm a gay man <br />Ain't gonna be swayed or go changin' by no amount of prayin' or female sexin' <br />'Cause another guy's candle is the thing that can inflame my love <br />That's why I'm out here tonight <br />With my boyfriend cruising the street <br />For an anal angel sent from above <br /> <br />Chorus <br /> <br />Ain't gonna be swayed or go changin' by no amount of prayin' or female sexin' <br />'Cause another guy's candle is the thing that can inflame my love <br />Ain't gonna switch me over to that other side, mon and dad <br />No matter how much you go tryin' or cryin' <br /> <br />Chorus to fade <br /> <br />2009 Ramona Thompson<br /><br />Ramona Thompson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/gay-man-2/
