There is nothing more horrendous <br />In a man's personal nightmare <br />Then a creature who invades your innermost space <br />And becomes your wife <br />Not only your wife but want's to share your marital bed <br />She is nine metres long, flesh coloured <br />And has the persona of a giant Squid <br />This creature does not blend in very well <br />With my huge pink Elephants <br />Or my green worms in a bath full of whipped cream <br />Everytime i give her a touch of my personal vibrator <br />She sheds pieces of Sushi <br />I am known as a man of the world, liberated in thought <br />But i'm not into eating my wives <br /> <br />Written Somewhere Sometime In 2006<br /><br />allan James saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/are-giant-squid-actors-in-my-nightmares/
