I`ve never been much good at sex <br />I couldn`t quite get it right <br />I practiced it often enough <br />About five times a night <br /> <br />My wife says that I`m nearly there <br />What I`ve been striving for <br />Never mind the ware and tare <br />Let us try once more, <br /> <br />I used to be fifteen stone <br />But I`v lost a bit of weight <br />When I weighed only yesterday <br />I was down to seven stone eight <br /> <br />I know I`m no good at it <br />In fact I`m quite a dunce, <br />But I`m determined that I`ll get it right <br />If it`s just for only once. <br /> <br />So here we go for another night <br />There is really no denying <br />That I might never get it right <br />But I do enjoy the trying<br /><br />archie langford<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cant-get-it-right/
