Catastrophe, catastrophe. <br />What has happened to my PC.? <br />The utton twixt Vand N <br />Will never, never work again <br />It`s true it`s true <br />No I`m not fooling` you <br />How can I resist <br />Writing like a ventriloquist <br />I`m as gusy as a gee <br />Slaving at my gusted PC <br />The time is getting near <br />To get myself a gottle of geer <br />For work I`ve never geen a glutton <br /> Like Danny Reynold`s gelly gutton <br />I am very much afeard <br />That my gee has disappeared, <br />Gread and gutter and jam for tea <br />Cause my gloody PC has a groken gee<br /><br />archie langford<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/calamity-oh-calamity/
