I gave my cat a bath just the other night, <br />and man can that cat ever bite. <br />I started with the tail and then the feet, <br />Then she sliced me up nice and neat. <br /> <br />I suppose I should really have known better, <br />but my cousin sent me this e-mail letter. <br />H e said his cat loved to get really wet, <br />I thought he was lying I would have bet. <br /> <br />Well come to find out it was a practical joke, <br />He sent me this picture of a cat in a boat. <br />Fishing pole in his little paws and a hat. <br />Well my cousin don't have a boat or a cat. <br /> <br />Today I sent my cousin a e-mail letter, <br />Telling him I hoped he got better. <br />Cause i sent him my cat in a box, <br />soaked to the skin along with some rocks.<br /><br />richard (sean) scarbrough (james)<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-gave-my-cat-a-bath/