I knew this guy <br />who used to drink <br />in the same bar as me <br />who was into <br />extreme pain <br />whilst fucking. <br /> <br />He claimed it <br />used to make his orgasm's <br />even more intense <br />if his partner <br />used to hurt him <br />while they were <br />reving each others <br />engine's. <br /> <br />He used to like <br />woman to cut him with knifes, <br />punch him in the face <br />as hard as they could, <br />that kind of shit. <br /> <br />'Seriously man' he used to say <br />'there's nothing like it. <br />Only problem is <br />most of the woman I meet <br />are either freaked out by me <br />or get tired of it real quick.' <br /> <br />One day he told me <br />he'd met the perfect girl. <br /> <br />'She's the one.' he said <br />'She loves to hurt me, <br />she can't get enough of it. <br />She keeps coming up <br />with new way's to cause me pain. <br />It's amazing.' <br /> <br />One Sunday afternoon <br />they were in the kitchen <br />cooking dinner <br />when the urge came upon them <br />and they started <br />in on each other. <br /> <br />She told him <br />she had a new trick <br />and before he could say <br />anything <br />she grabbed hold of his scrotum <br />and jammed it hard <br />onto the cooker's <br />red-hot surface. <br /> <br />'Completley destroyed it mate' said Rob the Barman <br />as he served me a fresh drink. <br />'Welded it to it. <br />So when he jumped back, <br />as you would do, <br />it just tore it away. <br />Poor fucker never stood a chance.' <br /> <br />I crushed my cigarette out <br />into an over-flowing ashtray <br />and smiled to myself <br /> <br />One way or another <br /> <br />by fair means or foul <br /> <br />it seems <br />they always get your <br />balls in the end.<br /><br />Neil Gray<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cautionary-tale/
