Last week I tried to get out of paying for a meal. <br />But when it backfired, I became quite ill. <br />I put a dead roach in the plate right after the waiter brought the food. <br />It would've been better if I had put the roach in the plate when I was through. <br />When I realized that I ate it, I refunded my lunch. <br />While I was eating, I wondered what made that loud crunch. <br />I made a decision after I ate at that bar and grill. <br />I'll never again try to get out of paying for a meal.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-ate-that-roach/
