The stories of the bible that you know are <br />not true tales of what really once occurred. <br />According to the holy book of Zohar, <br />when God told Man he grievously had erred <br />and therefore should prepare to leave the garden, <br />He was most saddened when He heard Man say: <br />“Now wait a minute, God, I beg your pardon: <br />it’s You who’ll have to leave––I’m going to stay! ” <br />He hope that with a technicality <br />he might get off, as often happens now <br />to people of the highest quality <br />who do the sort of things laws don’t allow, <br />but God had read Man his Miranda rights <br />and followed all the details of the book <br />He gave to Moses after forty nights <br />and days, and proved that Adam was a crook. <br />It’s very clear the two of them were forced <br />to part and go off on their separate journeys, <br />but not quite clear if this means they divorced, <br />and whether either ever used attorneys. <br /> <br /> <br />3/3/04,6/1/06<br /><br />gershon hepner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/first-man-and-miranda/
