Why not date a lawyer if you like to argue <br />You might enjoy a playful verbal battle <br />Why not date a pilot if you like to be on schedule <br />Just don’t be late or you’d miss his flight <br />Why not date a musician if you love the action <br />Just don’t stand in front of a groupie you know <br />She’d cut some strands of your hair to keep <br />Why not date a minister if you love the guilt <br />If he is happy he will praise Thee <br />If he is miserable he will blame Ye <br />Why not date an engineer if you like perfection <br />Even when you sleep there is a precise position <br />And if nothing else work and tired of the excitement <br />Date an accountant and he’d bore you to depression <br />And if ever you gave up on dating these men <br />Why not date a bum and a fine looking loser <br />Just hide your wallet tucked under the bed <br />Before you started having too much fun<br /><br />Kay Barcelon<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/why-not-date/
