Simon Cowell is a total twit <br />He's the closest thing to ideeit <br />I watched and watched for substance there <br />But he cares only about his hair <br />What does he love they asked him to say <br />Money he says, i want more each day <br />We humans search for love and hope <br />While this guy hugs dollars what a dope <br />A bright butterfly of greens reds and yellow <br />Could land on the head of this dull fellow <br />Instead of admiring it and watching it fly <br />would criticize its wings and hope it would die <br />It hit me like a flying brick <br />why this man is such a dick <br />It hit me like a sudden jolt <br />Why this man is such a dolt <br />While the rest of us passed out cards and a gift <br />He was the one who always got stiffed <br />While the rest of us would hug and get kissed <br />He sat in the corner being dissed <br />Then i realized who he was like in speech and deed <br />The gong show judge who was named rex reed <br />A man so easily despised as Rex <br />Hated equally by either sex <br />Just like Simon the fashion plate hack <br />Who always dresses in a tshirt of black <br />Who revels in being antagonist stud <br />But doesn't realize he is just a dud <br />He makes for good TV some say <br />In my world, like a 3 dollar wine, he just gets thrown away. <br />Beau Golden<br /><br />BEAU GOLDEN<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/simon-cowell-is-a-total-twit/
