A good looking guy sits on your couch <br />You've been married to him for ten years <br />He doesn't watch football or drink any beers <br /> <br />A good looking man who could be on TV <br />But you are obsessed with that Frigging TV <br />What could there be left in this for me? <br /> <br />Losing every day i recall a spring fit <br />When my father and mother finally split <br />He was gone and she went to shop <br />My heart sank when i saw what she bought <br /> <br />ANOTHER FRIGGING TV <br />Here i sit with nothing to gain <br />watching TV popcorn damage your brain <br /> <br />Empty and vacuous and pretty as hell <br />Butt hell is where i perpetually dwell <br />I wish this poem could say something sweet <br /> <br />But i do not worship the medium <br />I worship the intellect <br />While you watch yours flow down the river <br />And out to sea <br />Forever wondering why you have nothing interesting to say. <br />Welcome to your life in LA <br /> <br />A handsome man sits on your couch <br />But you will bore him and become a grouch <br />A handsome witty charming man <br />You don't even bother to hold his hand<br /><br />BEAU GOLDEN<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-handsome-man-sits-on-her-couch/
