Dear Lord, creator of the universe….., <br /> And all living things……, <br /> Because Al Gore has everyone….., <br /> So scared about our climate changing……, <br /> And it’s forthcoming catastrophic effects….., <br /> On the planet you’ve made our home….., <br /> If we don’t change our light blubs…., <br /> Stop breaking wind and discontinue driving SUVs….., <br /> We beg you please….., <br /> To slightly lower the temperature of the sun….., <br /> So we don’t have to disturb our lifestyle….., <br /> And industry just to satisfy him….., <br /> But at the same time….., <br /> Forgive him Lord, for the hypocrite knows not….., <br /> What the hell he’s talking about….., <br /> While he’s flying around in a private jet….., <br /> Farting*** and living in a mansion that uses….., <br /> Twenty times more energy……, <br /> Than most homes in America……! ! ! <br /> <br /> (***Methane release through the anus…..! ! !) <br /> <br /> ….Trade Martin,2007.<br /><br />Trade Martin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/prayer-to-end-global-warming-and-make-breaking-wind-ok/
