Let me start by saying this. <br />I am no lady. I am no miss, <br />But damn, I wish and wish I were <br />For then I could be good to Her; <br /> <br />And I'd love a girl like no other girl should. <br />If I were a lady... indeed I would. <br />Her ears would hear my love not snarling <br />Because I'd be a lady... 'cuz I'd be a darling. <br /> <br />I would never ration out my kisses <br />For lack of them due to other misses, <br />But I am no lady, but I aint no gent'. <br />Maybe for me a vagina was meant.<br /><br />Kyle Hamp<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-opposite-sex-2/
