Some grandma’s knit sweaters <br />or rock back and forth in a chair <br />or bake cakes and goodies <br />and even wear curlers in their hair <br /> <br /> <br />Some Grandma’s may go dancing <br />or ride a mechanical bull <br />some might even go sky diving <br />or dig for bones and skulls <br /> <br />Some grandma’s today do different things <br />like take a cruise or surf <br />some paint portraits, like angel wings <br />others play golf on green grassy turf <br /> <br /> <br />But this is no ordinary granny <br />she is very odd indeed <br />for I have seen her more than once <br />dive in a vat of green <br /> <br /> <br />'Green what? ' You ask, Well this is it <br />it wiggles, it jiggles, <br />it can be found tipically <br />on a tray... with carrots or fruit! <br /> <br /> <br />I told you, it’s odd, you would not believe <br />but this granny has been known <br />to dive in green jiggly, wiggly slimy <br />J-ello!<br /><br />Catherine Inscore<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-granny-dives-in-green-j-ello/
