I saw a bloke the other day <br />Whilst walking down the street <br />I nearly went the other way <br />'Til he, with force, did greet <br /> <br />'Have you got a credit card? ' <br />Was his op'ning gambit <br />I thought I'd like to punch him hard <br />And surely that would end it <br /> <br />But no, I took his diatribe <br />'Tis coz I am that fool <br />and coz that day I did imbibe <br />His pitch caused me to drool <br /> <br />Interest free and some prizes <br />To the con I was agog <br />But I got wise to his devices <br />And thumped his sad fizzog <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Dedicated to Derek and Clive<br /><br />Esra Sloblock<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/result/
