Do not eat crackers or toast in bed <br />For the crumbs are sure to fly; <br />And the shortest distance between two points <br />Is between the mouth and the eye. <br /> <br />And as for soft-boiled lollopy white <br />And soft-boiled glutinous yellows, <br />Ask yourself this question, friends, <br />Are they really the best bed-fellows? <br /> <br />Ambrosia of the gods is fine, <br />We all enjoy a sip, <br />But an adage of old reminds us all - <br />Twixt cup and lip there's many a slip. <br /> <br />Forget your breakfast, <br />Sleep till three, <br />And order pizza for your tea.<br /><br />Mill Field<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hum-breakfast-in-bed/
