Snow White had a pain one day, <br />She called for the court physician. <br />He checked her pulse, he felt her head <br />Said she had a strange condition. <br /> <br />Told her to eat some apples wild <br />And come back the very next day. <br />Then found that she must be with child; <br />For how long, he couldn't say. <br /> <br />Snow White had no rememberance <br />Of ever laying down with a man; <br />But her child bore a slight resemblance <br />To a motley forest band. <br /> <br />Seven dwarves had lived in a place <br />Right at the edge of town; <br />Rumors flew it was a disgrace <br />Which Snow White would never live down. <br /> <br />But then someone remembered a chap <br />Name of Johnny Appleseed, came through <br />Said he put some seed right in Snow's lap- <br />Just before her belly grew.<br /><br />Patti Masterman<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/snow-white-had-a-pain/
