These poems have been fornicating again- <br />Who wrote all these? <br />They're multiplying faster than <br />A pile of pink rejection slips. <br />Someone drunk on life, brazen with words; <br />A walking miscarriage of language, <br />Must’ve went crazy with the typewriter. <br /> <br />You've been warned about writing too much before; <br />You'll wake up some day and see <br />There’s ten thousand critters, beside your name- <br />That you can scarcely remember at all, <br />And everyone will be laughing- even more <br />You've been warned about this before. <br /> <br />Who do you think you are, <br />Prostituting all those sentences, <br />Blatant overuse of colons and semi-colons; <br />They ought to come out and arrest you right now, <br />For disturbing of the culture, <br />Resisting status quo, <br />And conspiracy to waste trees and bandwidth. <br /> <br />I hear the FCC has a huge file on you by now. <br /> <br />Maybe they're just giving you enough rope.<br /><br />Patti Masterman<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-fornicate-therefore-i-am/
