They call me Snow White, <br />And they say I'm 'Just right! ' <br /> I'm known for my pure pulchritude. <br />Those Dwarfs thought they knew me; <br />They thought they saw through me; <br /> But the truth is, I'm not such a prude. <br /> <br />Doc Wilde wrote a verse <br />Some may think is perverse, <br /> He says Jiminy Cricket is lewd! <br />That he peeked through the bushes <br />To admire ladies' tushes- <br /> But Doc Wilde is the one who is rude! <br /> <br />No please don't be harsh- <br />What Jim does in the marsh <br /> Is between him and the ladies he woos. <br />Doc knows what went on, <br />In the swamp before dawn- <br /> Why wasn't he home in a snooze? <br /> <br />Now I'm not going to say <br />Doc's not right in a way- <br /> Jim's a horny young thing, it is true! <br />I was with Jim that night, <br />And I'll swear by the light <br /> Of the moon-we sure burned up that bayou! <br /> <br /> <br />Dedicated to Doc Wilde, with love!<br /><br />Yen Cress<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/snow-white-s-unveiling/
