Anusol, Lurpak for my arse <br />I spread your creamy softness <br />Thinly. <br /> <br />You quench the thirst of my parched pucker; <br />Koolaid for my anus <br />Applied with a spatula <br /> <br />The pimple tears <br />The jelly swills through the custard <br />A blob, a drip, or even an ooze <br />And I have left my mark on the sofa.<br /><br />Cornelia Ceilings<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/anusol/
