I stood in a long line at Wal-mart to get a Playstation 3. <br />But they sold out and something snapped in me. <br />I started smashing everything around. <br />I darn nearly brought the entire store down. <br />I broke all of their cups and I smashed every dish. <br />Then I took a bat and smashed the tanks with the fish. <br />Going berserk wasn't a good decision that I chose. <br />A salesclerk told me to stop and I shoved a goldfish up his nose. <br />I smashed all of their DVD players and every TV. <br />The cops were on their way to arrest me. <br />When the police arrived, they knocked me to the floor. <br />They beat me with their sticks and I sure am sore. <br />Now I'll be in jail for five years. <br />If I hadn't gone crazy, I wouldn't be here.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/going-berserk-over-a-playstation-3/
