HEALTH WARNING: <br /> <br />1. Avoid prolonged breathing of vapors. <br />'But, my dealer's out of town, officer! ' <br />2. Keep face away from nozzle. <br />'If you're THAT Myopic, you shouldn't be driving.' <br />3. Keep away from eyes. <br />'Uh, correct me if I'm wrong about eyes being in the face.' <br />4. Never siphon by mouth. <br />'As opposed to.........'<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/failure-part-2-humor/