'Now you listen to me! <br />We've had his telephone <br />'Bugged' for months. <br />And twice he told a co-conspirator, <br />The gas he passes is strong enough <br />To wipe out an entire city block! ' <br /> <br />But sir... <br />He was referring to his bowels movements! <br />He was in the bathroom. <br />He was joking! <br /> <br />'I don't care... <br />We've got to get this heat off of us! <br />Use it dammit! <br />I don't care how that is made public. <br />I tell you they are terrorists. <br />It's a plot I tell you. <br />It is obviously a code of some kind. <br />We've got to get the people crazed in fear. <br />Nothing else is working! <br />I say use it. <br />Contact CNN immediately. <br />Just leave out the part of him desiring softer tissue! ' <br /> <br />Will do!<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/use-it/
