They didn't realize what I was smiling about. <br />Partly their charm...but, my serious doubt... <br /> <br />Waitresses in the restaurants... <br /> <br />You want a menu? <br />'No, a john. You ever seen a blouse cut this low? ' <br />You gonna eat? <br />'This is a restaurant. You're going to have children, aren't you.' <br />You gonna eat here? <br />'Why? There's something I should know first? ' <br />You're not from around here, are you. <br />'Sure I am. Got a spit cup? ' <br /> <br />Billy Bobs... <br /> <br />If a tobacco chewing, coveralled, John Deere-cap-wearing man gives you directions...turn left on his rights. And right on his lefts. <br /> <br />Aw now, you kin sit'n hava Coke while ah splain... <br />'Uh no. I'm late for my probation revocation hearing.' <br />Naw, jes foller that road till that funny, oak tree... <br />'And,400 miles from here, where to next, Bubba? ' <br />Yep. Got used tires. That bulge don't mean nuthin, young lady... <br />'Young? I'm old enough to kill you and get aquitted. Now get that tire <br />off my car! ' <br />We got corn land, meat cattle. Miss Effie makes quilts... <br />'Let me repeat this. How far to Jacksonville, Florida? ' <br />We got good roads, churches. Can't beat Miss Effie's cakes... <br />'Got a womans' prison? ' <br /> <br />They were all good people, <br />Young and old...that's good <br />Memories...and why they've <br />Been told.<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/funny-people-still-my-quotes-part-3-humor/
