My neighbor does something that's out of sight. <br />He has babies by himself because he's a hermaphrodite. <br />He has one baby after another. <br />It's not easy being both a father and a mother. <br />He was raised to believe that it's wrong for a father and mother to be unwed so he married himself. <br />He has twenty kids so he's not big on wealth. <br />He wears dresses in public and he looks weird. <br />He's the only person in a dress who has a beard. <br />People tell him that he should stop having babies and he agrees. <br />But he doesn't know whether he's supposed to get his tubes tied or to have a vasectomy.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hermaphrodite-2/
