If I were not American, <br /> I would be proud to be Canadian, <br /> I love everything about them, <br /> although; they would toss me out, <br /> because, I'm not a Hockey fan. <br /> <br /> The Blue line and the Red line, <br /> to me means ' Icing ' - - - <br /> and the only time I buy it - - - <br /> is when the ' Home' team gets a chance, <br /> ... to kick a ' Home - Run '! <br /> ... OR a ' Hole - in - One '! <br /> <br /> If it were up to me... <br /> - - - I would throw my ass out too, <br /> - - - just for being stupid! <br /> <br /> If I were not American, <br /> I would be proud to be Canadian, <br /> I love everything about them, <br /> what a great place to call ' Home '. <br /> <br /> A little cold, <br /> a touch of gold, <br /> brave and bold, <br /> and nobody to be messed with! <br /> <br /> These people threaten no one, <br /> they just ask to be left alone, <br /> it doesn't work like that, of course, <br /> NOT on the U.S. Northern border, <br /> they are in it to the bone! <br /> ... and they know it! <br /> <br /> You will never find a better people, <br /> on the face of this green earth, <br /> than Canadians to take a stand, <br /> for all that they are worth! <br /> <br /> I am proud to be American, <br /> and I am proud to be a Friend, <br /> of the Northern ' Wild, Fantastic ' people, <br /> that we call Canadians!<br /><br />Barry Van Allen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/canadians-2/