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Barry Van Allen - All American Snooty!

2014-06-14 2 Dailymotion

He smoked a cigarette, therefore he must be put to death! <br /> ... He just won the U.S.Open! ! ! <br /> He's from Argentina - - - <br /> ... they have heard of common sense down there! <br /> <br /> BUT, BUT - - - he did that right in public! <br /> ... and he did it all outdoors. <br /> <br /> BUT, BUT - - - it pollutes everybody's air! <br /> ... Are you telling me that you WALKED here? <br /> <br /> BUT, BUT - - - he littered on the golf course! <br /> ... when you explain to me why non-smokers feel free, <br /> to throw their garbage on my lawn as they ride by, <br /> maybe then I'll listen. <br /> <br /> BUT, BUT - - - it's a competitive advantage, <br /> because nicotine can calm you down! <br /> ... Until you test for coffee; <br /> I don't want to hear it! <br /> <br /> BUT, BUT - - - it sets a bad example for <br /> our children! <br /> ... Until you find a new recorder that can edit <br /> out your stupidity, <br /> ... I do not think that you have a case there either! <br /> <br /> I'm not naive enough to consider for a moment, <br /> that common sense will stop your overwhelming <br /> need to run everybody's life! <br /> ... Be careful what you wish for!<br /><br />Barry Van Allen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/all-american-snooty/

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