As you read this... do it with The Beatle's ' A Day in the Life ' <br /> <br /> playing in your head............Apologies to all concerned! <br /> <br /> <br /> I saw her nude today, Oh! , boy, <br /> I was a lucky man that had it made, <br /> alas; the news was rather sad, <br /> ... she wouldn't even laugh, <br /> ... she was still really mad. <br /> <br /> It was a good time in a bar, <br /> I didn't notice that her mood had changed, <br /> from having fun to blaming me - - - <br /> ... I'd seen these moods before, <br /> ... I wasn't really sure, <br /> ... all I knew was that it could not be ignored! <br /> <br /> She looked so firm today, Oh! , boy, <br /> my little soldier begged to go to war, <br /> her crowd of ladies always say - - - <br /> but, when they had a look, <br /> ... an offer no one took, <br /> - - - She loves to turn me 'round! <br /> <br /> Woke up, jumped out of bed, <br /> hauled a rake across my head, <br /> ... apologized, though not enough, <br /> her mother was expecting us, <br /> ... got caffine, and all of that, <br /> out the door while feeling flat, <br /> ... I did it all without a stroke, <br /> I never spoke, but had the morning dream, <br /> - - - Ahhh! , Ahhh! , Ahhh! , Ahhh! <br /> <br /> I hope she's nude tonight, Oh! , boy, <br /> four hours shopping ought to buy some things, <br /> and though my efforts kind of stalled, <br /> ... I hope she counts them all, <br /> ... she's the kind that loves the small, <br /> ... white lies that keep going on, <br /> ... and on, and on, and on, and on...<br /><br />Barry Van Allen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/alternative-lyrics-2-a-day-with-the-wife/
