1. She begins her message with no possessive greeting- <br /> <br /> Instead of: <br /> <br />'MY beloved Robert' <br />'MY sweet, sweet Robert' <br />'MY chrerished Robert' <br /> <br />It's now: <br /> <br />''ROBERT! ' <br /> <br />2. She ends her message with no possessive salutation- <br /> <br />Instead of: <br /> <br />'Yours forever and ever' <br />'yours until death do us part' <br />'Yours until hell freezes over' <br /> <br />It's now: <br /> <br />'SEE YA! ' <br /> <br />3. She tells you she still loves you <br /> BUT <br /> <br />'there's competition for my heart <br />and I like him, I like him a LOT! ' <br /> <br />4. She tells you to be on the look out for her <br />handwritten letter. <br />. <br />It never comes! <br /> <br />5. She tells you <br />'you're a lot smarter than me', when she knows you're an idiot! <br /> <br />and I was, <br />because I never saw it coming <br /> <br />.<br /><br />who gives a dam<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/5-ways-to-know-she-s-dumped-u-in-an-email-msg/
