Getting married to an invisible woman...If you two get into an argument, you'll not be forced to see her- off! <br /> <br />That is one of the benefits would be to marry one, you can no longer wish to see...You'd ask yourself-Where she be? <br /> <br />You would not give her, for her birthday, or on Valentines day-A jar of vanishing cream...Worse would be, you'd awaken and she'd begone-her stay? Was that a dream? <br /> <br />Boy! The benefits of heredity-Her mother, you'd not have to see...Never know when she be? <br /> <br />When she walks into a room...To wreak on you, the most horrible sounding sonic boom. <br /> <br />Endgame...You lose. <br /> <br />Don't marry someone you don't want to see...Don't get wed-remain all free. <br /> <br />Only-very lonely.<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/he-married-someone-he-would-not-see/