Hey Velveeta! Darlin' <br />Remember me? Bubba Bologna! <br />We shared a pizza at Earl's <br /> <br />Darlin'.. me passing out in your bed <br />after bagging you sister was the best <br />thing that ever happened to me <br /> <br />You look so purdy in that camo dress. <br />Wanna go bowlin' ur maybe coon huntin'? <br />Velvetta simply answers... 'No! ' <br /> <br />She can't stand such an uncultured man. <br />Doesn't he know that before Labor Day, <br />one just doesn't wear orange to a wedding? <br /> <br /> <br />* Dedicated to my favorite redneck, the brilliant - Angie K.<br /><br />Zen Bojczuk<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/velveeta-ur-so-purdy/
