It was a night like any other <br />as we strolled under the full moon. <br />The trouble began when she went to give me a kiss, <br />her fangs protruded and she went for my neck. <br />I knew then I had more than I had bargained for. <br />I was dating the wrong girl; <br />I was dating the daughter of Drac. <br />I said lets just walk a bit further <br />we are nearly at my home. <br />We can kiss there all you want, <br />but no guarantees we will be alone <br />as my parents might be in. <br />She agreed reluctantly as she probably thought <br />she would get in an extra feed. <br />We walked slowly along under the full moon light. <br />I felt my hairs begin to itch <br />as they began to grow. <br />We reach my home and we went in. <br />Matilda had such a shock; <br />dad could not wait that night <br />and transformed himself early again. <br />He stood there all hairy <br />from his head to his toes. <br />I asked her to marry me in the doorway <br />covered with wolf bane. <br />The daughter of Drac looked at me, <br />as I was all hairy too <br />and agreed to marry me on the spot, <br />but she had to let daddy know. <br />We were married within the week and what a bash we had. <br />The wedding took place in her dad’s castle <br />over looking a sleeping village. <br />Whenever the drink ran low and we needed a top up <br />we all went down to the village for a drink or two. <br />As dawn broke back to our beds, we went. <br />We would continue the second part of the party <br />when the full moon again woke. <br />My bride and I lived happily ever after <br />with our family. <br />As they are all little monsters <br />just like my wife and me. <br /> <br />24 May 2009<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/daughter-of-drac-fun-poem-103/
