Oh, I'm so neurotic, <br />Have I remembered to take my antibiotic? <br /> <br />They're plotting to label me paranoid, <br />And yes it makes me very annoyed, <br />Cos I'm much more than a droid. <br /> <br />Not a droid at all, <br />And not very tall. <br /> <br />I love my cheesy cheese, <br />But when I crap I have to squeeze <br />My head <br /> <br />And then it plops. <br />I am the tops. <br />Of The Pops. <br />No time for flops. <br />Get out those mops. <br /> <br />These funny rhymes <br />Give me good times. <br /> <br /> <br />With any luck, <br />I'll get a <br />Chance to hold her hand. <br /> <br />But, without being terse, <br />I love blank verse, <br />Though Rhyme can be sublime <br />From time to time. <br /> <br />I don't hate poems, <br />But my characters hate me. <br />They're full of groans, <br />Just longing to be free <br />Of dentists, schools, monsters and all such like, <br />Being victims they just want to go on strike! <br />They can take a hike. <br />On yer bike! <br /> <br />This verse must end, <br />And then, <br />I must press
